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I haven't had the greatest week so somewhat of a lighter issue. However, I must admit this piping hot tea had me LIVING this weekend:
“How dare you make it public that NOW you CARE … did you put your hand out when I was drowning?”
Also, this week in What The Actual F*ck:
All over the country, restrictive abortion bans continue to be introduced at the state level. In Texas, a new bill goes one step further by incentivizing individuals to enforce the law with a $10,000 (or more) award to anyone who successfully sues someone providing or assisting a woman seeking an abortion after six weeks of pregnancy. Even religious leaders who provide emotional and spiritual counseling to patients considering abortion could be liable under the law.
On a lighter note:
"I’ve been noticing my summer saunter lately. This is especially true when I have good music in my ears! Everything just feels a bit different. On the train this evening, I couldn’t help but shuffle across the car, and then do a little slow two-step on the way home. No matter where you’re going, I hope this playlist puts the lift in your soles as much as it does my own as I walk around town."
"I bought some silicone spatulas recently. It has made me realize that trying to cook everything with that one slightly janky fish slice I had was suboptimal. What small things have you recently bought that have unexpectedly made your life unexpectedly easier? (Please do not limit your responses to kitchen things, these were just examples that came to mind)." [A magical list list full of contributions from all across the world.]
Given the countdown many women in their thirties are closely monitoring, what happens to them when life came to a grinding halt during a once-in-a-generation global pandemic? Five women with very diverse backgrounds and circumstances, ranging from a Navy wife whose husband was deployed during COVID, leaving her raise their toddler on her own for a year, to a 34-year-old who used quarantine as an opportunity to freeze her eggs and start a company—paint a picture of how this period forced a number of reckonings related to ambition, mental health, parenthood, financial security, and fertility, along with more existential questions about finding meaning and purpose in their lives.
He got famous playing a certain kind of funny guy on SNL, but when Jason Sudeikis invented Ted Lasso, the sensitive soccer coach with the earnest mustache, the actor found a different gear—and a surprise hit. Now, ahead of the show’s second season, Sudeikis discusses his wild ride of a year and how he’s learning to pay closer attention to what the universe is telling him.
To be honest, I didn't knock out any books this past week but I did make a trip to Recycled Books - which always lifts my spirits. I perused for an hour or so and added these to the pile:
Highly recommended by the infamous TIBAL, this book promises to weave together the multigenerational sagas of the industry's four wealthiest families, Burrough brings to life the men known in their day as the Big Four: Roy Cullen, H. L. Hunt, Clint Murchison, and Sid Richardson, all swaggering Texas oil tycoons who owned sprawling ranches and mingled with presidents and Hollywood stars.
Spotted in the clearance section, I snatched up this graphic telling of the legend of Martha Jane Cannary and her daring life alongside the likes of Buffalo Bill Cody and Wild Bill Hickok. Presented in English for the first time ever, this graphic novel illustrates the extraordinary tale of an independent woman with gumption -- the incredible Calamity Jane!
The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale is (almost for some) here! Click through for a few things that I've got my eye on. Click here to check out the entire sale!
  • July 12 - 27: Cardmember Access
  • July 28 - Aug 8: Public Access
Fully vaccinated U.S. citizens will be able to visit Canada as of August 9th, and all other countries will be welcomed on September 7th.
"We're deeply saddened to announce that we will be retiring the beloved classic, Fall Harvest, and replacing it with our newest scent, It's All Just One Big Season Now."
"My mom's meat loaf is inarguably better than yours, but this is not my mom's meat loaf recipe. This one is an amalgam, intended to evoke all the important meat loaves in my life—and there have been many: The meat loaf I'd get at the family table as a child; the meat loaf I'd find (if I was lucky) in the steam table in the school cafeteria, usually festering in a pool of graying commercial gravy (God, I loved that stuff—especially when stoned); the meat loaf in the familiar foil tray of a Swanson TV dinner (which freed me from the oppression of a loving dinner table!); and the meat loaf my bosses insisted I keep on the menu at my first chef job—the restaurant failed, but the meat loaf was quite good. This, then is the sum of all those experiences." [Joe made this and we really enjoyed it! Don't tell him but I think it needed a little ketchup.]
It me. I'm Collin. Shockingly, I hate talking about myself but here are the CliffsNotes. 32, Texan turned cruise ship character turned Texan turned Chicagoan turned Texan. Event designer and planner. Interior designer and stylist. Corporate badass. Spotify playlist-makin' fiend. Fiancé and double dog dad. Cursed with an aggressive gluten intolerance but also a passion for bread and no f*cks to give. Why a newsletter? It gives me a creative outlet with a deadline and my therapist says these things are important. Plus, I love to read, shop, share, and most importantly spend time on the internet. I don't sleep.