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In the words of December's most famous and world-revered birth, "It's been a while. I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting but I'm here now." (i.e. work has been crazy and I told y'all this would probably happen and now it has happened.)

My 2021 Holiday Gift Guides are here! These are both the BEST as well as the WORST - so much fun to put together but also so much fuggin' work. I hope you find them useful, my little minions. 

Happy Christmahanakwanzika, idiots.
It me. I'm Collin. Shockingly, I hate talking about myself but here are the CliffsNotes. 32, Texan turned cruise ship character turned Texan turned Chicagoan turned Texan. Event designer and planner. Interior designer and stylist. Spotify playlist-makin' fiend. Fiancé and double dog dad. Cursed with an aggressive gluten intolerance but also a passion for bread and no f*cks to give. Why a newsletter? It gives me a creative outlet with a deadline and my therapist says these things are important. Plus, I love to read, shop, share, and most importantly spend time on the internet. I don't sleep.